Ten Random Thoughts (by Ryan Pratt)

 
 

Greetings Listers!

 

Have you ever read Faulkner’s The
  Sound and the Fury
? How about Kerouac’s On the Road? If so, then you understand the random thoughts of stream
  of consciousness
. If not, let me have the honor of presenting you your
  first experience – in a milder, easier-to-read format. These are my ten
  random thoughts:

 

Do you think the most successful people in the world – the Forbes
  500 CEOs
, the two-time
  Academy Award winners
, the
  Olympic gold athletes
, etc. etc. – are also the world’s morning
  people
, those who love the sound of the alarm, or even wake up before it
  buzzes, those who wake up, cook breakfast, drink coffee and workout before the
  golden sun rises?

 

Try and describe a golden sunrise without using a color – you can’t,
  its impossible - you can’t describe a color without using another color or
  using an object that is a color, green
  is green,
  or green is yellow and blue, or green is a tree, but green is not anything
  else.

 

Green, the color of money, the color of greed, cheating greedy
  Forbes 500 CEOs. “Once a cheater always a cheater?” And does cheating
  on one thing mean he or she will cheat
  on anything? Does competition breed cheaters, or does a lack of willpower
  breed cheating, an addiction to cheating?

 

Don’t you wish what you knew now you knew in high
  school
? There is so much more to the world and to the people in this
  world than you ever managed when being “cool
  was the only thing that mattered – but maybe its better being blind, high
  school was so much easier?

 

Easy isn’t always the best, in fact, the hardest path is usually the
  best direction to head, but do you think the world’s  leaders know this, I mean, they’ve heard the
  clichés before I’m sure, but do they really understand it? And do you? Don’t
  you think unless we become a part of some global empire, on a hippie-ish
  peaceful earth, nuclear
  weapons
will be fired; there will be a nuclear holocaust? It seems
  inevitable. Won’t the world’s leaders will do “whatever it takes?” Don’t be
  blind to the tasteless greed.

 

What if the only thing you could drink was milk, water, and the
  alcohol brewed in a bathtub? How miserable would that have been
  back-in-the-day? Imagine no soda
  pop
, no Ocean-Spray, no Starbucks, no Budweiser.
  What would you drink with dinner? What would you drink at work?

 

Work,
  work, work
. What a negative connotation that word has now. A career is
  something different from work; “career” has a positive feeling, a positive
  reception from the ears of the opposite sex. But work is something you dread
  late on weeknights, have to wake up for in the morning, and can’t wait for
  Friday because of.

 

Friday’s almost here! Maybe I will go see Jessica
  Alba
in “The Eye” – then again, maybe I won’t, it seems like

Hollywood

’s new horror
  flick formula is to put a hot actress, a scary little kid with long hair, and
  some flashes of white faces in the dark, and the movie will be scary.
  Besides, I saw “Rambo” last Friday and “Lions
  for Lambs
” on Tuesday at the dollar theater, no real urge to dish out
  real box office prices again so soon. “Rambo” amazing, gory, action-packed,
  and Sly is a more believable John then you can imagine, thank the HGH
  fountain of youth. Anyone responsible for the making of “Lions for Lambs”
  might as well sport a donkey pin on their chest and picket the streets with
  anti-Bush signs.

 

There is basically a 50% chance a woman
  or African-American
  will be the next President of the

United States

. Bet those people
  who used to drink alcoholic bathtub concoctions never thought that would
  happen.

 

Just like the ’72
  Dolphins
probably thought their undefeated-season record would stand
  forever. My apologies for another cliché but, “records are made to broken,”
  and no one understands this as well as the Patriots
  QB Tom Brady
. Do you think he is morning person?

 

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